Happy new year I have very simple tastes, I am always satisfied with the very best. (Oscar Wilde) Happy new year The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them. (Oscar Wilde) Christmas Holidays Le persone che riescono in questo mondo sono quelle che vanno alla ricerca delle condizioni che desiderano, e se non le trovano le creano. (George Bernard Shaw) Birthday Party A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Robert Lee Frost) Celebrate a Wedding By all means marry; if you get a good wife you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrate) Celebrate an Anniversary An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Children The best thing about children is the memory of the night they were conceived. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe) S. Valentine Who loves not women, wine and song remains a fool his whole life long. (Arthur Schopenhauer) High School Diploma Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. (Demostene) College Degree A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. (Woody Allen) Halloween Don't wait for the most appropriate moment: create it yourself! (George Bernard Shaw) Party I love having respectable friends; I love being the worst one in the group. (Jonathan Swift)